Look ma, no hands

For the first time in my life, I have written a complete song without once playing a chord or even touching an instrument, or scribbling on paper. Lyrics into MS Word (don't believe everything you read in a headline), melody into iPhone. I look forward to discovering what key it's in!

With all due respect to Messieurs Scaphoid and Radius—and though I eagerly await your return to the lineup—it was quite gratifying indeed.